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dipshit

1. and diphead and dipstick n. an oaf; a jerk. (see also dip.) Look, dipstick, I’m in a hurry. Don’t be such a diphead!
2. mod. pertaining to someone or something obnoxious, stupid, or offensive. (Usually objectionable.) Here’s another one of his dipshit ideas.

dipstick

verb

dipstick

1. n. the penis. (From the name of the metal stick used to measure the amount of oil in an automobile engine. Usually objectionable.) He held his hands over his dipstick and ran for the bedroom.
2. Go to dipshit.
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Dipstick leukocyte esterase and nitrate measurements: Precision and stability.
OF-100 and dipstick test results for erythrocytes (RBCs) and leukocytes (WBCs) were cross-checked and evaluated by manual microscopy.
Remove the dipstick again and make sure the fluid level is at or slightly above the FULL mark.
If the oil level does not line up with the original dipstick "Full" range marks, etch a new "Full" line on the backside of the dipstick.
Ascorbic acid is known to cause a false-negative dipstick reaction.
Further, the Blazer was sold with no dipstick, and with an engine that had no hole to put a dipstick into.
One study, "Validating a Dipstick Method for Detecting Recent Smoking," Cancer Epidemiology, Biomarkers & Prevention (2002; 11: 1123-1125) examined the smoking status of patients at a cancer clinic and found that the results obtained using Nymox's tobacco product exposure test had an "excellent agreement" with state-of-the-art sophisticated laboratory measurements but at a substantially lower cost (over 90% less).
Item 1 in Fig 17 of the 30-kW TQG engine technical manual, TM 9-2815259-24P, gives the part number for the oil dipstick as RE69243.
Although many laboratories now routinely use either dipstick testing to determine the presence of white blood cells in the urine or leukocyte esterase and nitrite as a presumptive indicator of a microbiological infection, this is not considered to be as reliable.
For the steering knuckles, use the dipstick from your tool bag to measure.
1] The fact that dipstick urinalysis is now routine does not suggest indiscriminate use.
40074001,Oil Level Dipstick Increased Capacity Oil Pan-Calibrated In Gallons As Per Enclosed Drawing Dipstick Should Have Clear Marking For Every 25 Ltr Level From Low Mark To Fullmark
Urine dipstick was negative for proteinuria, but the urine protein:creatinine ratio was 0.
We evaluated the predictability of dipstick parameters, with particular emphasis on leukocyte esterase (LE) and nitrite (NT) tests and microscopic urine sediment analysis as predictors of urinary tract infection in the setting of an urban university hospital.
Even the more simple car parts confused a number of motorists, with some unable to identify the oil dipstick (7%) or car battery (7%).