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ding-dong

1. n. the penis. (Usually objectionable.) He held his hands over his ding-dong and ran for the bedroom.
2. n. a stupid person of either sex. You silly ding-dong! Try again.
3. mod. damned. (A euphemism.) Get your ding-dong junk outa my way!
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The third eliminator saw a ding-dong battle between 5-2 joint-favourites Barefield Blue and Boot Scootin with the latter prevailing in 24.
CLEVELAND'S youth team were pipped 8-7 by more experienced Durham in a ding-dong derby at the Golden Eagle in Thornaby.
alr Ca me MoN will come after almost two weeks of ding-dong debate between London and Edinburgh on the staging of the independence ballot.
It wouldn't be a wedding without a good old ding-dong.
30 HONOURS finished even during a ding-dong Welsh Premiership battle that saw the ball in play for a high amount of time.
SCHOOL trips, trials and tribulations at a hair and beauty salon and a festive ding-dong take the Royal Court up to Christmas.
Football fans who thought they would be denied a derby day ding-dong this season are being given the chance to watch two teams of legends kick-off for charity.
The second period was a ding-dong affair and Frankland goalkeeper Andy Neill had to be at his best to prevent Jobling from giving Stockton the lead.
But this did not faze Selby, who kept icecool and triumphed in a ding-dong final frame.
Both jockeys continued their ding-dong battle for the championship at Wolverhampton's evening meeting after Spencer had earlier stolen the advantage when partnering Cha Cha Cha to his 186th victory of the season at Musselburgh.
On his last outing he showed plenty of fighting spirit before going down by half a length to Calon Lan in a ding-dong finish at Bangor in August.
In a ding-dong encounter, Court came from a goal down to snatch the trophy despite having their keeper sent off for handball outside his area midway through the second half when leading 4-3.
Brett Milligan then made the interval lead 8-0 with a 20-yard penalty goal and there was nothing between the sides in an exciting, ding-dong second half except two penalties for Walsall by Mike Crisp.
Kerrigan's goal, a smartly-taken half-volley from Mark Bradshaw's pass, capped a ding-dong battle which had seen the visitors go ahead in only the second minute.
ANOTHER day, another ding-dong between BT and BSKYB in their ongoing battle for supremacy of the broadband market.