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dildo

(ˈdɪldo)
n. a stupid person, usually a male. (Rude and derogatory. The term refers to an artificial penis.) Hank can be such a dildo sometimes.
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The group, for their part, are clearly a well-read troupe: Steely Dan is the name of a dildo in William Burroughs' Naked Lunch, a classic of Beat literature.
Sure, she liked the way her grandson had decorated his new flat, but there was just one minor problem ``I don't think you should have gone with those dildo rails.
We're feminist because we're tired of having men tell us how we should feel and be sexual,' said one woman, as the defiantly waved a strap-on dildo.
A few works rounded out the show: Benglis's cast-lead sculpture of her double dildo.
This pleasure is by no means limited to the lucky woman on the receiving end: the strapped-on dildo stimulates the wearer's clitoris as she thrusts.
Samantha met her match in a man who admitted to being "Canada's number one dildo model" and invited her to a sex toy launch.
He concludes by stating, "It is sad but true that civil libertarians are more concerned about the right of a 14-year-old girl to buy a dildo from the corner drugstore than they are in the quality of her religious training.
Imagine sitting on your lunch table one day enjoying your meal and discovers that your fish is stuffed with dildo inside?
News that he got into bed when the crew said action only to find a giant dildo that he mistook for Heard's arm when he turned over, News.
Hidalgo turns his tibor into a transparent glass container and puts the dildo atop an unusual color of gravel (purple, which often appears in Hidalgo's work).
A dildo that's unique and will always remind her of you.
And the explicit descriptions of being busted by a dildo made me wonder who this story is for.
Jim Fenner (Jack Ellis) and his fellow officers gasped when visiting a Dutch brothel (don't ask, just watch): "But it can't be Dockley, she's dead" as they watched the very undead and pregnant murderess riding about on an emu dildo and singing her head off (again, don't ask).
If you believe, even if you're being a sentimental fool, that sex and other aspects of life are connected, complications arise in the real penis scenario that don't appear in the dildo scheme.