The whole world takes birth crying, but Mahavira taught us to die laughing
I'd love a bikini body but, if I did wear a bikini to the beach, everyone would die laughing
Written by Ed Waugh - co-writer of international comedy hits Dirty Dusting and Waiting For Gateaux, and writer of Dracula: Die Laughing
and the Christmas Laffalang - the Summer Laffalang will be produced and directed by Gareth Hunter, whose most recent show, The Fif-f teen Streets, received rave reviews at the Customs House.
See Dracula: Die Laughing
at the Westovian Theatre, South Shields, on April 22 and 23 at 7.
And what an album it remains, with the short, sharp riffs of Screamager, Nowhere, Die Laughing
, Trigger Inside and Knives in the setlist, all of them insanely irresistible.
It found people can literally die laughing
- with excessive mirth causing heart rupture, torn gullets and incontinence.
A COMEDY play based on the Dracula story will start a regional tour in Durham this autumn before making an appearance at Whitby's Goth Weekend.
I ask seniors to tell me how they can die laughing
," Siegel reveals.
Everyone who knows what a lion is will die laughing
Puffed up with a passion for her Pekinese pooch stashed in steerage, she's the kind of woman you just know would stand on your head to get to the lifeboats but at least you'd die laughing
He said his father found it difficult to dislike Burgess even after his treachery was unmasked and he had fled to the Soviet Union, adding: "He couldn't really bring himself to be unkind about Burgess because he said he was the funniest man he had ever known and Burgess could make him die laughing
and it's difficult to take against someone who has that effect on you.
Everybody dies screaming, they don't die laughing
as far as I know" Singer Morrissey "The English are the big losers in this business" Nicolas Sarkozy, the French President, on the EU Presidency and High Representative appointments "If we sing nonsense is it any surprise that children grow into adults and throw out the tearless baby Jesus with Father Christmas and other fantasy figures?
99) tells of Elliot, who likes to make people die laughing
until his comedy is taken too literally.
Billy Connolly, though I might die laughing
before we reached our destination.
But anti-drug campaigners last night said clubbers trying out the new high could literally DIE laughing