dickweed

dickweed

n. a stupid and ineffective male. He’s nothing but a pathetic dickweed!
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12) too tired to masturbate watch some semi-recumbent dickweed called Bubble reading a book also called Bubble while a TV camera films him turning the pages (one every eighty-five seconds) and the rest of the housemates are in bed dreaming of a travelogue gameshow they might one day present possibly called Birth Canal or Jackalheads or Foghorn Leghorn's Bunghole Blunder or Dunce-Bothering Almost Live from the Metropole.
Whoa, that sucks), and every sunglass sponsor on Earth is FedExing your agent contracts, but if you're a dickweed megalomaniac kid with something to prove no one is going to give a shit about you.