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slang The unpleasant, smelly substance sometimes found in the genital area. This crotch-cheese is really repulsive.


vulgar slang A penis. Hey, I don't want to see your crotch-cobra—pull up your pants!


A louse, especially of the pubic region. Often used in the plural. Don't sleep with him—he seems like the type of guy you'd catch crotch-monkeys from, gross.


A louse, especially of the pubic region. Often used in the plural. Don't sleep with him—he seems like the type of guy you'd catch crotch-pheasants from, gross.

crotch rocket

slang A motorcycle, often specifically a Japanese sportbike. Some dude on a crotch rocket just shot past me doing about 100. Of course I wouldn't get a crotch rocket like that—I'm a Harley man.
See also: crotch, rocket

crotch rot

A fungal infection of the genital area, especially in males, that typically manifests as a rash. I think I need to go to the doctor—this crotch rot isn't getting any better.
See also: crotch, rot

crotch rocketeer

n. a motorcycle driver; one who drives a crotch-rocket. None of these crotch rocketeers is wearing a helmet.
See also: crotch


and cock-cheese
n. smegma; any nasty, smelly substance—real or imagined—that accumulates around the genitals, especially in athletes. (Usually objectionable.) Man, this stuff is vile. It smells like crotch-cheese.


n. the penis. (Usually objectionable.) He held his hands over his crotch-cobra and ran for the bedroom.


and crotch-monkey
n. a louse. (Usually in the plural.) He appears to be afflicted with what you might call “crotch-pheasants.” Stop scratching your crotch-monkeys, Zeke.




n. a motorcycle. (For some, only foreign motorcycles are so called.) I can buy a nice car for less than you paid for that crotch-rocket.


n. a skin irritation or disease characterized by itching in the genital area, usually said of males. (see also grunge.) What will get rid of crotch-rot?
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