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a crock

An obvious lie. The accusation that Peter stole the money from the register is such a crock! He's the most trustworthy and honest man I've ever met.
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crock someone or something up

Sl. to damage or harm someone or something. The accident crocked me up a bit. I really crocked up my car last night.
See also: crock, up

a crock (of shit)

(rude)
useless or false information My sister told me if I wore dresses I'd have more friends, but I think that's a crock of shit. She called the charges against her “the biggest crock I've ever heard.”
Etymology: based on the literal meaning of crock (a container)
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be a crock of shit

  (American & Australian taboo!)
to be stupid or not true He says he's not to blame? What a crock of shit.
See also: crock, of, shit

crock

1. n. nonsense. (From crock (of shit).) What a crock! You don’t know what you are talking about!
2. n. a drunkard. Give the old crock some money, anything to get him outa here before he barfs or something.

crock (of shit)

1. n. a mass of lies and deception worth no more than dung. (Usually objectionable.) That’s nothing but a crock of shit! I don’t believe a word of it.
2. n. a person who tells lies. (Rude and derogatory.) He’s just a crock of shit. He never tells the truth.
3. n. a braggart. (Rude and derogatory.) He’s such a crock. He makes everything he has done sound ten times better than it really is.
See also: crock, of, shit

crock

verb

crock someone/something up

tv. to damage or harm someone or something. I really crocked up my car last night.
See also: crock, up

What a crock!

and WAC
exclam. & comp. abb. What a crock of shit!; What a lot of nonsense! Y3. WAC!
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In the deciding matches, Stand By Ur Beds secured a nail biting 3-2 victory over the The Chindits which meant the league winners, Crocks United were eliminated in the group stages.
Country Crock Side Dishes come packaged in 21-24 ounce reusable tubs with lids (approximately four servings per container) and are found in the refrigerated meat or deli sections of supermarkets nationwide.
If you don't have a sealable crock, cover it with a clean sheet.
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8million crocks Lorenzo Amoruso and Sebastian Rozental have gone back home.
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Drinks was forced to field crocks Tommy Tait and Paul Deas in the crucial Ne'erday win over East Fife and now will throw them in against Thistle.
FORMER Celtic midfielder Jim McInally can't wait to make his Old Firm debut in Sunday's crocks charity clash at Ibrox.
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IT was back to business for Rangers' crocks yesterday as they were put through their paces by the Ibrox physiotherapy team.
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