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a crock

An obvious lie. The accusation that Peter stole the money from the register is such a crock! He's the most trustworthy and honest man I've ever met.
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crock someone or something up

Sl. to damage or harm someone or something. The accident crocked me up a bit. I really crocked up my car last night.
See also: crock, up

a crock (of shit)

useless or false information My sister told me if I wore dresses I'd have more friends, but I think that's a crock of shit. She called the charges against her “the biggest crock I've ever heard.”
Etymology: based on the literal meaning of crock (a container)
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be a crock of shit

  (American & Australian taboo!)
to be stupid or not true He says he's not to blame? What a crock of shit.
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1. n. nonsense. (From crock (of shit).) What a crock! You don’t know what you are talking about!
2. n. a drunkard. Give the old crock some money, anything to get him outa here before he barfs or something.

crock (of shit)

1. n. a mass of lies and deception worth no more than dung. (Usually objectionable.) That’s nothing but a crock of shit! I don’t believe a word of it.
2. n. a person who tells lies. (Rude and derogatory.) He’s just a crock of shit. He never tells the truth.
3. n. a braggart. (Rude and derogatory.) He’s such a crock. He makes everything he has done sound ten times better than it really is.
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crock someone/something up

tv. to damage or harm someone or something. I really crocked up my car last night.
See also: crock, up

What a crock!

and WAC
exclam. & comp. abb. What a crock of shit!; What a lot of nonsense! Y3. WAC!
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ADRIAN Chiles has launched a blistering four-letter attack on his own breakfast show, ITV flop Daybreak, branding it "a crock of s***".
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As well as the Crock of Gold challenge, there will be the climax of the Young Drivers' Championship and this year's Best Driver will also be awarded.
based Unilever is expanding its line of Country Crock Deluxe Side Dishes this month to include two limited-edition flavors.
The Original Butter Bell Crock is a modern version of the French container.
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