Crap your pants - Idioms by The Free Dictionary
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crap (one's) pants
1. Literally, to defecate into one's pants or underwear. I can't believe that I got so drunk last night that I crapped my pants.
2. To be extremely nervous, excited, or frightened. I was crapping my pants when the boss called me into his office. I almost crapped my pants when I saw my favorite singer in my local café.
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Then, you either faint, crap your pants
, or just say "holy smokes" over and over for eternity.
Even if you do manage to get the glue to give way, iFixit says that there are some very delicate ribbons around the display assembly that can very easily be damaged if caution isn't exercised and if that doesn't make you crap your pants
, then there is the fact that the Surface Pro is being held together by 90 screws.
The hard part is the writing, the fun bit is the performing, although you do crap your pants