This album could change that, with tongue-in-cheek treats such as Online - all about myspace wannabes - and Ticks, which boasts the corniest
chat-up lines this side of Kellogg's.
Clarence the Cross-eyed Lion starred in Daktari from 1966 to '69, corniest
character on the game reserve with Dr Marsh Tracy, jungle vet, assisted by teenage daughter Paula.
It's the corniest
collision of Shakespeare and pop since Derek Jarman climaxed his film of The Tempest with a big production of Stormy Weather, but possibly Bieito's best joke in a show which often seems intent on sending up rather than illuminating the play.
Whether warbling about postmodern cave love (``Let's Get Mesolithic'') or leading a cappella harmonies, she lends conviction to the goofiest and corniest
Still, Ulrika remained chirpy throughout and even found enough energy to deliver the corniest
goodbye of the week:
We encourage folk to email us with the corniest
cracker jokes and if they're really bad enough we'll use them.
But it has to be said their first encounters with the new heart-throb involved some of the corniest
chat-up lines ever heard on this particular soap.
The Echo's Man About Town talked to an amiable Jap Tar but made him sound like Benny Hill doing his corniest
impersonation of a Chinese.
The cast is reduced to gasps of horror and some of the corniest
dialogue you are ever likely to hear.
At least the production team tried to have some fun by playing the "who can choose the corniest
pop song that mentions the weather" game.
One of the film's corniest
lines - and there are many - is when the heroine tells Costner, ``You give out hope like it was candy in your pocket.
But despite the plaudits many people still considered the contest to be one of the corniest
With a gruff voice and energy to pull off the corniest
gags, Mitchell provided the film's inspiration with his ``All That'' schtick: ``Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
Guest speaker was commentary legend Micheal O Muircheartaigh, but it was Dustin, dressed as a waiter, who served up some of the corniest
jokes at Dublin's Shelbourne Hotel.
And so, in one of the corniest
, most excruciating Hollywood in-jokes ever devised by a desperate movie, Julia Roberts plays Tess playing Julia Roberts.