Why else would they brandish those beer guts
so proudly in sausage-skin replica sports jerseys?
If you're not au fait with author Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker) and her gal pals Samantha (Kim Cattrall), Charlotte (Kristin Davis) and Miranda (Cynthia Nixon), however, this is as appealing as horizontal stripes on a beer gut
If, however, you're not au fait with the girls, then Michael Patrick King's film will be as appealing as horizontal stripes on a beer gut
Sexy, sadistic and sleek as a cat's belly, 007 provides a role model for every balding bloke with a beer gut
Celebrating its 20th anniversary, the rally will include a beer gut
competition, a wet T-shirt contest, exotic dancers, wrestling and tattoo and piercing stalls along with a dance tent and a variety of bands.
Mr Reaney suffered an 18inch-wound but was saved by his beer gut
which the steel blade of the circular saw was unable to cut deeply enough to damage his internal organs.
Now more than ever, a beer gut
and a gay bar don't mix.
Complete with little horns, fair-sized ears, and bulging beer gut
(the ultimate sex machine), his cock oozing a gooey postfuck drip, his face registers something between wordless euphoria and waiting in line at the DMV.
What won't get rid of your beer gut
is doing hundreds of sit-ups.
I'm 40 and work out a lot, so I'm toned and don't have a beer gut
and also LOVE a woman in a thong.
You never saw a beer gut
or saggy breasts on that show.
Melbourne, Feb 14 (ANI): An addiction expert has branded a low-carb beer an "insidious health risk", adding that it does little to prevent a beer gut
He doesn't even have a ginger beard, let alone a beer gut
and leg ulcers.
If, however, you're not au fait with the girls, then the film will be as appealing as stripes on a beer gut
If, however, you're not au fait with the vacillations of author Carrie Bradshaw and her pals Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda, then Michael Patrick King's film will be as appealing as a striped beer gut