beast with two backs

beast with two backs

A couple engaged in sexual intercourse, referring to the exposure of each partner's back when embraced in the missionary or standing position. Usually used in the phrase "make the beast with two backs." I have my suspicions that, in secret, they are making the beast with two backs.
See also: back, beast, two
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She continued: "But what of Siobhan's betrothed I hear you cry, well while Siobhan and Pat were bumping uglies, making the beast with two backs or quite literally doing the dirty, HTB [husband-to-be] was still planning his wedding and looking forward to finally making Siobhan his wife.
Not only has he been making the beast with two backs, and not with Her Ladyship, which, at least, will have taken his mind off things during the catastrophe over which he presided, but he's up to his knees in numerology.
On a conference call with reporters Tuesday, the former Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle, a national co-chairman of the Obama campaign, tut-tutted that the "incredible distortions" of the political beast with two backs were "not in keeping with the image of a former president.
Beast With Two Backs and Nytmare are also on the bill, and there will be prizes for great costumes.
If open, the file downloads and displays a pornographic jpg image of a man dressed as a rabbit making the beast with two backs with a scantily clad woman in a woodland setting.
IT has not been a good week for Bradley Walsh, what with him catching Frankie and Jamie making the beast with two backs on Wednesday and all.
POMPADOUR racecourse in the Dordogne sits in the shadow of a chateau that once belonged to Madame de Pompadour, who apparently got the deeds to the place simply by making `la bete a deux dos' (that's the beast with two backs, or plain old rumpy pumpy to you and me) with Louis XV.
1800, also make the beast with two backs (cited from Othello), laughably indexed thus in R.
Eveline insists she didn't make the beast with two backs but she did let slip she had seen his new tattoo - two swallows near his groin.
It is Stephano who constructs the idea that Trinculo and Caliban are making the beast with two backs.
And to prove people over 50 (we don't know why people the same age as Johnny Depp, George Clooney, and Barack Obama are considered 'elderly' but we'll leave that to the statisticians - try saying that without your teeth in) are still at it, we took a look at how often they make the beast with two backs (with or without slipped discs) compared to people in their 20s.
Animal Passions trawled the States to unearth a parade of perverts who preferred to make the beast with two backs with a beast with four legs.
It strikes me that we are a funny bunch of folks when we can happily watch people die on screen yet splutter in outrage whenever they make the beast with two backs and play hide the salami.
I agreed with neither very much but, having known them both personally and dealt with Major on a person-to-person basis over such things as naval orders for Yarrow on the Clyde and the aftermath of the murder of the daughter of a constituent, I can tell you that Major is a good egg (if you can get over him making the beast with two backs with Edwina Currie, the plague of salmonella).