be as thick as two short planks

0.01 sec.

be as thick as two short planks (British informal) also be as thick as shit (British taboo!)

to be very stupid He might be good-looking but he's as thick as two short planks. Most of the people who read these papers are as thick as shit anyway.

See also: plank, short, thick, two

Want to thank TFD for its existence? Tell a friend about us, add a link to this page, add the site to iGoogle, or visit the webmaster's page for free fun content.

?Page tools

Printer friendly
Cite / link

Feedback

Idioms browser	?		Full browser	?
be as plain as the nose on your face be as pleased as Punch be as poor as church mice be as pure as the driven snow be as quiet as a mouse be as regular as clockwork be as right as rain be as safe as houses be as scarce as hen's teeth be as sharp as a tack be as sick as a dog be as sick as a parrot be as silent as the grave be as slippery as an eel be as snug as a bug in a rug be as sober as a judge be as solid as a rock be as sound as a bell be as sound as a dollar be as stiff as a board be as stiff as a ramrod be as straight as a die be as strong as an ox be as stubborn as a mule be as thick as thieves be as thick as two short planks be as thin as a rake be as thin as a stick be as tough as old boots be as ugly as sin be as white as a sheet be as white as snow be asking for trouble be asleep at the switch be at a crossroads be at a loose end be at a loss be at beck and call be at daggers drawn be at death's door be at each other's throats be at half-mast be at home be at it hammer and tongs be at loggerheads be at odds be at odds with be at pains be at peace with the world be at sea be at sixes and sevens			be as pure as the driven snow be as quiet as a mouse be as regular as clockwork be as right as rain be as safe as houses be as scarce as hen's teeth be as sharp as a tack be as sick as a dog be as sick as a parrot be as silent as the grave be as slippery as an eel be as snug as a bug in a rug be as sober as a judge be as solid as a rock be as sound as a bell be as sound as a dollar be as stiff as a board be as stiff as a ramrod be as straight as a die be as straight as a ramrod be as strong as an ox be as stubborn as a mule be as thick as shit be as thick as thieves be as thick as two short planks be as thin as a rail be as thin as a rake be as thin as a stick be as tough as nails be as tough as old boots be as tough as shoe leather be as ugly as sin be as white as a sheet be as white as snow Be As You Are be asking for it be asking for it be asking for it be asking for it be asking for it be asking for trouble be asking for trouble be asking for trouble be asking for trouble be asking for trouble be asking for trouble be asleep at the switch be associated with be assuaged be at a crossroads be at a loose end be at a loose end be at a loss be at an end be at beck and call

Idioms and phrases

Free Tools:	For surfers: Free toolbar & extensions \| Word of the Day \| Help For webmasters: Free content \| Linking \| Lookup box \| Double-click lookup

Disclaimer
All content on this website, including dictionary, thesaurus, literature, geography, and other reference data is for informational purposes only. This information should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional.