bazooms


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bazoom(s)

n. a woman’s breasts; the female bosom. (Usually objectionable.) I don’t know how it happened, but a whole bowl of jello went down this lady’s, uh, bazoom, and we haven’t the slightest idea what to do about it!
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Dames in frilly vests with their bazooms hanging out, making eyes at guys who wear pants so tight you can tell their religion, yet nobody gets to bang anybody.
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You'll see no interviews with her on celebrity TV shows and read no in- depth interviews about the "real meaning" of big bazooms in the serious press.
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I thought, if you're going to do the bazooms jokes at least do them with Jamie Lee Curtis.