bald as a coot

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*bald as a coot

 and *bald as a baby's backside
completely bald. (*Also: as ~.) If Tom's hair keeps receding like that, he'll be bald as a coot by the time he's thirty. Fred: Now, I'll admit my hair is thinning a little on the top, butJane: Thinning? You're not thinning, you're as bald as a baby's backside!
See also: bald, coot
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RELISHING the prospect of being as bald as a coot, Jessie J has hatched a cunning plan to make some money for charidee when she shaves her head in a couple of months' time.
Q BY the time I was 32 I was bald as a coot, so I got myself a good wig.
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Sporting a Johnny Cash black shirt, Johnson's bald as a coot but he remains an intimidating figure.
Now, at the age of 59, he is as bald as a coot and looks like a slightly-crumpled bumbling professor of History at a minor Mid-West university.
Here I am, six weeks old - nearly seven - and bald as a coot, thrust into the world of celebrity by my famous mum, Katie Price.