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1. n. the opening at the lower end of the large bowel; the anus. (Usually objectionable.) I was so mad I could have kicked him in the asshole.
2. n. a worthless and annoying person. (Also a term of address. Rude and derogatory.) Somebody get this asshole outa here before I bust in his face!

bouquet of assholes

n. an annoying or disgusting person or thing. (Rude and derogatory.) Don’t pay any attention to him. He’s just another one of the bouquet of assholes you find around here.
See also: asshole, of

tear someone a new asshole

and tear someone a new one
to chastise someone severely. (Usually objectionable.) The colonel glared at him and threatened to tear him a new asshole. If you don’t get it right this time, I’ll tear you a new one!
See also: asshole, new, tear
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I am guessing that the publisher and author gave some thought to the shock value of the title of The No Asshole Rule: Building a Civilized Workplace and Surviving One that Isn't.
La cazzaria attempts to inscribe sodomy as a discourse of mastery in a Republic of Assholes and Cunts ruled by an oligarchy of Cocks.
prostitutes: men who want to beg to lick their unwashed assholes clean,
Fighting for your cause should not give anyone the justification for acting like such complete assholes.
His self-portraits--one a gorgeously carved hunting decoy (Sitting Duck, 2002) and another a collage of hundreds of little cutout pictures of assholes (Big Asshole, 2001)--are desolately narcissistic, pathologically glib, and plenty mean-spirited.
FOR decades our sport's been littered with assholes and prats," writes Rodney Marsh in his latest internet column.
When the White House came under suspicion, Nixon complained to Ziegler, "The president knows a hell of a lot of things, but does he know what the Christ some dumb assholes are going to do?
Everything was awesome--until three jock assholes showed up for no reason at all and beat the crap out of me and took my board.
It's hard to believe in the year 2004, with Americans being killed in Iraq, with civilians killed in Madrid, that these despicable assholes would conjure up the sanctity-of-marriage blather.
Peanut, a figure who would show up with increasing frequency in the pages of FILE, and the debut issue named as its "Image of the Month" Robert Cumming's photograph of a Ritz cracker, its dimples superimposed with assholes.
I walk inside my body's healthy maze, all my heroines spent and exhausted, all your masters assholes by now,
Later that night Big Vinnie and the Cattle Thieves played loud and sloppy as the beer soaked the floor and the assholes falling down tried to slam dance.
Aloud, I laugh appreciatively, and to myself I remember, There are two kinds of people in the world: my kind of people and assholes.
The Idiots (Lars von Trier) A Dogma 95 comedy about a bunch of Danish yuppies who join a Manson-like cult of assholes and liberate themselves by acting like retards in public ("spazzing").
There's an old saying that if you meet three or more assholes in a day chances are you're the asshole.