ass-wipe


Also found in: Dictionary.

ass-wipe

and butt-wipe
1. n. a useless and annoying person. (Rude and derogatory.) Get outa here, you ass-wipe! Who’s the butt-wipe with that pile of wet thatch for a haircut?
2. n. toilet paper. (Usually objectionable.) There’s no goddamn ass-wipe left in here! What am I supposed to use for butt-wipe?