There is another term to describe your kind: a certified ass-licker
I understand that skating is "mainstream" now so there are posers everywhere, but when they show an ass-licker
with tears running down his face and a Thrasher Sk8 Goat sticker in his room they've gone too far
For a moment, the curtain of the media flatterers, PR experts and assorted ass-lickers
, who create an artificial reality, has been raised.