(as) soft as a baby's backside

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(as) soft as a baby's backside

Exceptionally soft and/or smooth. I love how your face feels after you shave—it's as soft as a baby's backside! This is my favorite blanket to get snuggled up in at night. It's soft as a baby's backside, and it keeps me nice and warm in bed.
See also: backside, soft