The Quins 4, Baybridge 4; Llanishen RFC 2, Culver Rovers 12; Cadoxton Alkies
10, Ten Left Feet 4; British Gas NRG 2, Grange Falcons 9; Pontyclun Blues 11, Monstars Inc 4; Sportsflair 2000 6, Bluebirds 4.
Rovers walloped Ten Left Feet 113, while the Alkies
finished as comfortable 5-0 winners over Labelneeds United.
As do parents who donate their dead sons' livers to old alkies
only to see them urinate them up against pub walls, eh?
No surprises in Wednesday Division One as both Culver Rovers and Cadoxton Alkies
picked up three points in their quest for the championship.
There are quite a few alkies
in my family, which really put me off drink when I was younger, but I'm a lightweight anyway.
Once labelled pot heads, coke addicts, alkies
or junkies, these are graduates with a difference.
CULVER Rovers leapt to the top of Wednesday Division One following a fine 8-5 win over Cadoxton Alkies
, the latter's first defeat of the season.
I am not justifying every addict's behaviour but believe me when I say none of us druggies or alkies
woke up one morning and said: "Please God, give me a life of misery and addiction.
I'm just grateful that royal etiquette gags Princess Margaret from opening one's heart because the cacophony of self-pitying whines from Pro-Celebrity Alkies
is enough to drive a Mormon to drink.
and Culver Rovers are now comfortably clear of the rest in the battle for Wednesday Division One glory after beating Grange Falcons and Pontyclun Blues 17-12 and 5-1 respectively.
He's right, though, about the druggies and the alkies
IF we're going to hand out heroin for free to the druggies, will we give the alkies
a script to take into their boozers so they don't have to pay for their drinks?
THERE I am, strolling amidst the dossers, alkies
and junkies of Shepherd's Bush Green, when suddenly someone yells out my name.
Shahbaz sparked the latest row when he attacked Lisa for being drunk, branding her a imbecile and telling her: "I'm very hostile to alkies
BOOT the Royals back to Buckingham Palace and turn Balmoral into a drying- out clinic for all the alkies
who came to London in search of work but found only cider.