a bit of how's your father

a bit of how's your father

A playful euphemism for sexual activity. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. Jeremy snuck under the bleachers with his girlfriend to have a bit of how's your father but ended up getting caught by the school's principal.
See also: bit, father, of

a bit of how's your father

  (British & Australian humorous)
sexual activity Apparently he came home and discovered them having a bit of how's your father in the kitchen.
See also: bit, father, of
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We're not going to have a bit of how's your father in front of all them people.
IN the concluding part of this story, Garth (Stephen Tomkinson) finds himself at the mercy of a group of anarchists, while his best buddy Liam (Nick Berry) is having a bit of how's your father.