would not piss on (someone) if (someone) were on fire

rude slang Said of someone whom one regards with vehement hatred or distain. Dale and I have been enemies since childhood. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.

See also: fire, if, not, on, piss

See also:

take a piss
piss all over (someone)
piss on (someone's) chips
piss on (someone's) bonfire
piss in (someone's) Corn Flakes
piss in (someone's) Cheerios
piss-ass drunk
as regards
as regards somebody/something
P off

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