At this rate we will be lucky to
win the wooden spoon in the Six Nations.
He said: "I had one text from a matewhosaid:'Failure!Youdidn't
win the Wooden Spoon'.
SPANIEL WINS THE SPOON: Stewart the English Springer Spaniel brought up the tail in Norton's Nuffield Hospital's fun run to
win the wooden spoon in July 1988.
Wales, for their part, are odds-on favourites to
win the wooden spoon for the first time since 1995.
Those five defeats leave Brad Johnstone's side as the first, since Wales in 1995, to
win the wooden spoon.
At least we can't
win the wooden spoon so Scotland should go Italy full of confidence.
I can't see a Grand Slam and the bookmakers agree, going odds-on, so to just up the ante a little I would double up a no Grand Slam bet with Italy to
win the wooden spoon. Again, it's a very short price, but the Italian domestic game is dominated by foreign imports.
Less than three: Yes, you
win the wooden spoon. You are shaken but not stirred.