They trawl the streets
till all hours. The older generations tipped without thought.
One said: "The music is playing at all hours of the night." But a spokesman for Madge said: "Madonna does not stay up
till all hours of the night.
In fact, I'm starting to think that was what the SFA meant when they said football was going back to its roots - players out on the swally, having fun
till all hours of the morning then sneaking back in.
Yes, Freshers, you will get drunk and vomit in public places and stay up
till all hours playing loud music and irritating the neighbours, but at the end of the day, do not forget that you are in the top two per cent of our population.
Complaints include: Playing her gramophone
till all hours of the night (mainly Jimmy Shand with a bit of Eminem thrown in).