TOUGH GIG Simon laps up his
lap dance without looking overly smug
"She wanted to do a full striptease as a
lap dance for me, and she told me, 'If there's one person that should receive this X-rated
lap dance, it's you.' I was so flattered, but we never spoke again," the 46-year-old actor told the Daily Beast.
In 2007 based on statistics from 18 dancers over 60 days during which they performed 5,300
lap dances, it was noted that female lap dancers earned the highest tips around the time of ovulation, during the most fertile period of their menstrual cycle.
Lap dance clubs, police and politicians will also be asked to take part.
According to The New York Post, a spy said they "smooched and groped to the point several people suggested they rent a Champagne Room so she could give him a private, versus public,
lap dance," adding that by the end of the night, the guy was covered in Gaga's red lipstick.
My friend in the tassels tells me an average
lap dance is a fiver - so that means our boys can afford 1,400.
There are also plans for a "sex multiplex", which will include a massive
lap dance club.
Anyone who wants a
lap dance pays pounds 10 for the guy of their choice.
When I am giving a guy a
lap dance, it's almost like he is just a prop for my self expression.
Powers: New laws mean elected councillors can restrict the numbers of
lap dance bars in Birmingham.
Currently,
lap dance clubs are licensed like a pub or karaoke night with a premises licence.
My mum got a
lap dance from this sexy dancer called David," says Coxy.
AMERICAN lawyers are threatening to shut down a new
lap dance bar called Hooters.
Likewise government moves which will lead to greater control over
lap dance establishments.
NEW licensing rules will not protect a town from late-night opening hours and future
lap dance clubs.