if it had been a snake, it would have bit you
A phrase said humorously when one is looking for something that is right in front of them. Come on, your watch is right here, Liz! If it had been a snake, it would've bit you! A: "Your red pen? You mean, that one on your desk?" B: "Oops." A: "If it had been a snake, it would have bit you!" Your missing sneaker is over there by the door. Geez, if it had been a snake, it would have bit you!
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