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go for a horizontal jog

slang To have sex, especially sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of going for a horizontal jog. He's not a long-term relationship-type of guy. He clearly just wants to go for a horizontal jog with you. A: "I think those two went for a horizontal jog last night after the party." B: "Well, they did spend the whole night flirting!"
See also: for, go, horizontal, jog

horizontal dance

slang The act of sex, especially sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of doing the horizontal dance with someone. A: "I know you guys left together, so did you do the horizontal dance or what?" B: "Ew! No! Bobby and I are just friends." A: "So when are you gonna tell Marcy that you've done the horizontal dance wth her new boyfriend?" B: "Would you shut up? That was a long time ago, and no one needs to know about it!"
See also: dance, horizontal

horizontal dancing

slang The act of sex, especially sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of taking part in some horizontal dancing. A: "I know you guys left together, so did you do a little horizontal dancing?" B: "Ew! No! Bobby and I are just friends." A: "So when are you gonna tell Marcy that you've done some horizontal dancing wth her new boyfriend?" B: "Would you shut up? That was a long time ago, and no one needs to know about it!"
See also: dance, horizontal

horizontal engineering

humorous The act of taking a nap. I need to go back to the dorm and do some horizontal engineering—I'm exhausted. A: "What's that sound? Snoring?" B: "Yeah, sounds like Dad's doing some horizontal engineering." I know we need to finish packing up this stuff, but can I please lie down and do some horizontal engineering for, like, 20 minutes? Just a quick cat nap.
See also: horizontal

horizontal jogging

slang The act of sex, especially sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of going for some horizontal jogging. A: "I know you guys left together, so did you do a little horizontal jogging?" B: "Ew! No! Bobby and I are just friends." A: "So when are you gonna tell Marcy that you've done some horizontal jogging wth her new boyfriend?" B: "Would you shut up? That was a long time ago, and no one needs to know about it!"
See also: horizontal, jog

horizontal mambo

slang The act of sex, especially sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of doing the horizontal mambo with someone. A: "I know you guys left together, so did you do the horizontal mambo or what?" B: "Ew! No! Bobby and I are just friends." A: "So when are you gonna tell Marcy that you've done the horizontal mambo wth her new boyfriend?" B: "Would you shut up? That was a long time ago, and no one needs to know about it!"
See also: horizontal, mambo

horizontal refreshments

slang Sexual intercourse. A: "Did you two have horizontal refreshments last night?" B: "Well that's a personal question!" My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of finding someone to share horizontal refreshments with. Ew! No, there were no horizontal refreshments, thank you very much! Bobby and I are just friends."

the horizontal hula

vulgar slang The act of sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of doing the horizontal hula with someone.
See also: horizontal, hula

the horizontal tango

slang Sex, especially anal or vaginal intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of doing the horizontal tango with someone. What do you say we go back to my place for a little bit of the horizontal tango?
See also: horizontal, tango
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horizontal

mod. alcohol intoxicated. Stewed? No, he’s totally horizontal!

horizontal hula

n. copulation. (Contrived.) She wanted to do some of that horizontal hula.
See also: horizontal, hula
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions Copyright © 2006 by The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc. All rights reserved.

horizontal engineering

Old college slang for taking a nap.
See also: horizontal
Endangered Phrases by Steven D. Price Copyright © 2011 by Steven D. Price
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