The Teenager had no difficulty filling his apparently
hollow legs with a fat waffle topped with chocolate shavings, ice cream and chocolate sauce.
They were polished off with little fuss as their respective
hollow legs were filled up (for the time being, at least).
In the utensils department, there are fanciful tongs shaped like cat paws, and a man-shaped chopsticks holder with
hollow legs so the sticks make him look like a stilt walker.
One of the alpha males of that Blackburn Rovers team, a 6ft 2in centre-half with
hollow legs and a fondness for a night out, sized up his new boss - who wore sharp Italian suits and had a penchant for big Cuban cigars - and didn't appreciate his European airs and graces.
My other half, who was similarly daunted by the portion, reported this was a new benchmark in terms of her own fish and chips experiences while my two boys, aged 10 and six and prone to suffering from shall we say "
hollow legs syndrome", both tucked into their meals with a fervour normally only witnessed with Easter eggs.
As it happened, 'small' was still pretty big, but he said it was the most gorgeous cheesecake he'd ever eaten (and he's eaten plenty) so he summoned all his teenage
hollow legs and finished it.
We had a few 'lemonades' but he's got
hollow legs so I have to admit it was one of the few times in my life when I put up the white flag!
My
hollow legs are too full of crispy egg and venison but my companion gallantly loosens his belt for the apple and blackberry compote (PS6.50).
The manufacturer was unaware of the
hollow legs, which could not be easily cleaned and disinfected, a GMP violation itself.
The mother isn't so happy about the son being called
Hollow Legs due to his drinking capacity or his winning of the Iron Bladder competition.
He also tells me I consume up to 15 per cent more calories than average in a normal day which adds scientific backing to the theory I have
hollow legs.
For those with
hollow legs and the stamina to match, there is even a nightclub with live music.
"I have three children with
hollow legs," she said.