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ding-dong

1. noun, slang One who is stupid or foolish. Geez, he keeps pulling on a door that's clearly marked "push"—what a ding-dong. Did you hear that guy's ridiculous question? Geez, what a ding-dong. You ding-dong. I can't believe you put a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes without first turning it on.
2. noun, vulgar slang A penis. I don't want to see your ding-dong—pull up your pants! They said there's a guy going around flashing his ding-dong to people in Central Park.
3. adjective Characterized by the rapid exchange of something. Geez, I can't keep up with their ding-dong arguing. All right, I've had enough of you two and your ding-dong debate about comic book characters. Whoa, whoa, slow down! How am I supposed to take notes of the ding-ding conversation?
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ding-dong

1. n. the penis. (Usually objectionable.) He held his hands over his ding-dong and ran for the bedroom.
2. n. a stupid person of either sex. You silly ding-dong! Try again.
3. mod. damned. (A euphemism.) Get your ding-dong junk outa my way!
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References in periodicals archive
"I've got this feeling it will be one of those real ding-dong games and I know our lads will be up for it.
In a ding-dong end-to-end battle Keith Douglas equalised on 75 minutes from the penalty spot.
AMID the frenzy surrounding Tony Blair's cabinet reshuffle Spain is bracing itself for an even bigger political ding-dong - the election of a new club president at Real Madrid.
The Tyneside choir Cappella Novocastriensis sings seasonal music from traditional carols such as Ding-Dong Merrily on High and The 12 Days of Christmas to less well worn pieces like Peter Warlock's Bethlehem Down.
WREXHAM FC owner Alex Hamilton last night accused administrators of standing in the way of the club's sale and warned he was ready for a "ding-dong battle" in court.
Hewitt praised his fellow contestants in the Channel Five show, adding: 'We are all going to meet up and have a ding-dong.'
So the good old ding-dong about 18 years of Tory rule, Socialist Cllr Dave Nellist's poll tax and Chancellor Gordon Brown's pounds 18 billion war chest was not long drawn out, with every member speaking.
Forest Heath just lost out in a ding-dong battle with Julius at Newmarket yesterday but can be expected to make amends in the near future.
They were on each other in last year's qualifier game and were enjoying a ding-dong battle before Lar retired injured.
In a ding-dong battle, John Alexander and Andrew Burton scored and with the scored level at 2-2 Town bombarded the Consett box only for the visitors to break out to snatch an unlucky own goal off Leon Carling then get another against the run of play right at the death.
"It is a massive game for both clubs in front of what should be a big bank holiday crowd and it promises to be a ding-dong battle."
The home team scored a try and a penalty in a ding-dong affair.
EMMERDALE bride Charity Dingle looks in shock - as her New Year wedding day turns into a DING-DONG at the church.
A DING-DONG struggle saw Queen of the South claw back from behind to snatch a valuable point.
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