deduck

deduction

humorous slang A child (as having children impacts one's taxes and deductions). I can't believe you guys have three little deductions now, wow. I'm sorry I couldn't make it for the blessed event, but I will be there to meet the new little deduction soon! You two have another deduction on the way? Wow, congratulations!

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deduck

(ˈdidək)

1. n. a tax deduction. (From deduct.) I need a few more deducks this year.

2. and duck n. a deduction from one’s paycheck. More of my pay goes to deducks than I get myself. What’s this duck for?

deduction

n. a child. (see also expense.) How many little deductions do you have running around your home?

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