Idioms

cream one's jeans

cream (one's) jeans

1. vulgar slang Literally, to ejaculate in one's pants. A: "So I just have no control over my body now that I've hit puberty?" B: "Pretty much. Get ready to cream your jeans the next time you see a hot girl in a bikini." A: "Ugh, how mortifying."
2. vulgar slang To be or become very sexually aroused. I creamed my jeans when he came onto the stage with his shirt off. I wasn't expecting my wife to come out in such a skimpy outfit, but it sure got me to cream my jeans. We ended up staying home that night!
3. vulgar slang By extension, to be overcome by excitement or delight. Dude, I know you're hungry, but don't cream your jeans. It's just a candy bar. I'm creaming my jeans at the thought of going to Paris this summer.
See also: cream, jean
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cream one’s jeans

verb
See cream in one’s pants
See also: cream, jean
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions Copyright © 2006 by The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc. All rights reserved.
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