can't find (one's) butt with both hands in broad daylight

can't find (one's) butt with both hands in broad daylight

rude slang Cannot do the simplest task. Please don't put Randy on the construction team—that guy can't find his butt with both hands in broad daylight! I'm not surprised to hear that she got lost two blocks away from her house—she couldn't find her butt with both hands in broad daylight. Ain't no way Tom could run his own business. Old fool can't find his butt with both hands in broad daylight.

See also: both, broad, butt, daylight, find, hand

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can’t find one’s butt with both hands (in broad daylight)

tv. is stupid or incompetent. (Mildly objectionable.) Why did they put Jim in charge? He can’t find his butt with both hands!

See also: both, broad, butt, daylight, find, hand

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