"As far as I'm concerned, it's the first time in America that we've had a Superior Court judge
bend over backwards to see if an elephant is happy," said Gretchen Wyler, vice president of the US Humane Society's Hollywood office.
The irony is that we, as a nation,
bend over backwards to ensure our children are aware of other religions' holy days, yet whenever we have occasion to celebrate, we are the ones in the dock.
In reality, the courts
bend over backwards to accommodate the Crown and its mistakes, and it is virtually impossible to get off on a technicality.
Madonna, 45, proved she is willing to
bend over backwards for her fans, who clapped and screamed as she came up through the floor on a moving stage to sing Vogue.
It is therefore daft for health workers in the region to complain about binge drinking when decision-makers
bend over backwards to encourage visitors to sample this so-called atmosphere.
"And yet when she climbed up to the Blarney Stone she was too nervous to
bend over backwards to kiss it and eventually decided not to risk it."
GEORGE W Bush will clearly
bend over backwards to win votes and follow his ex-president father into the White House.
In the real world lame excuses are unacceptable and people don't
bend over backwards to accommodate personal problems.