be touching cotton
be touching cotton
vulgar slang To have a very urgent or desperate need to defecate. (Refers jokingly to one's feces protruding into one's underpants.) Boy, it's a good thing we got home when we did—I was touching cotton on the way here! Much to my frustration, my potty-training daughter only realizes she has to go to the bathroom when she's practically touching cotton.
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