a pot to pee in

rude slang Any money at all. Usually used in negative constructions. Primarily heard in US. It sounds like Betsy doesn't have a pot to pee in. So what makes you think she's going to loan you money? Back then I was just a broke college student without a pot to pee in, but I managed to get by somehow. My parents always act like I don't have a pot to pee in, even though I have a stable, lucrative job and don't need them to give me money.