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tanker wanker

slang A humorous pejorative for a pilot or crewmember of an aerial refueling craft of the Royal Air Force. Primarily heard in UK. A: "My dad was in the RAF for seven years." B: "Yeah, but he never flew in any battles. He was just a tanker wanker!"

wanker's cramp

vulgar slang A cramp in one's hand or wrist that arises from repetitive movements, sometimes literally excessive masturbation. A: "You were in the shower for an awfully long time—you must have wanker's cramp by now." B: "Har, har. That's not what I was doing, OK?" Working with all these tiny little screws is going to give me wanker's cramp by the end of the day.