There were several moments of utter confusion before Cyndi was ushered off the stage and
Scooch were declared the real winners.
Bumpy ride: Euro votes brought UK entry
Scooch down to earth with a bang; Spec-tacular: Marija
"Some of the costumes have proved difficult as
Scooch sang in metallic blue airline uniforms which are tricky to get hold of with no money but we've been getting a lot of help from people.
EUROVISION STARS:
Scooch bring their own version of Glee to Hartlepool
The show suffered from embarrassment at the time when Wogan announced the wrong winner, before Cotton corrected him by saying it was
Scooch.
ROYAL horsewoman Zara Phillips flew the flag for Britain during a risque cabaret "tribute" to Eurovision flops
Scooch.
Not only did the British entry
Scooch manage to garner votes from only two countries (bless Malta with their douze points), their performance was no worse than any other ridiculous act cavorting on the mind-blowing Finnish set.
Scooch had been well backed to finish last and Hills go 6-4 that the UK finish in the top half in any of the next five years.
BRITAIN'S Eurovision flag was flying at half mast tonight after
Scooch scored a dismal 19 points in the competition.
Our entry
Scooch's finished second from last with 19 points.
I THINK we're a Eurovision act and it's a Eurovision song," declares
Scooch member Russ Spencer confidently.
But she has been caught up in a row with British Eurovision entrants
Scooch, who she described as an 'embarrassment' and 'really ***' in a video blog on her website.
On BBC1's Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up, she was up against favourite Justin Hawkins, the former frontman of glam rock band The Darkness, ex-East 17 star Brian Harvey, Top 10 hip-hop group Big Brovaz, modern day Bucks Fizz pop quartet
Scooch and newcomer Cyndi, who is French.
Andy Abrahams, 2008, qualified on (a),
Scooch, 2007, on (b), Blue, 2011, on (c) and now Tyler on all of them.
From 1976 winners Brotherhood of Man to
Scooch, acts from across Europe took to the stage in a treat for music fans, young and old.