I wouldn't kick (someone) out of bed for eating crackers

I wouldn't kick (someone) out of bed for eating crackers

rude slang I find that person attractive enough to consider having sex with them even if they have other flaws. A: "Do you think Tom is hot?" B: "Well, I certainly wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers!" Look, your reason for not going out with Janet is your business, but I know I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, so I'm going to make a move if you won't. A: "I wouldn't kick that guy out of bed for eating crackers." B: "Nobody would—he's a model!"

See also: bed, crackers, eating, for, kick, of, out

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