I DON'T believe it! one minute I'm the light of my mother Katie's life - her "ugly little alien" - and the next she's replacing me with EIGHT new pets!
It also features a photo of Victor Meldrew actor Richard Wilson - who was unaware the image was being used - with the character's catch phrase: "
I don't believe it!" And you can't believe the firm's claims about the alleged investors featured on the slideshow.
Richard, 68 - famed for Victor's exasperated catchphrase '
I don't believe it!' - can be seen sitting for three artists in Star Portraits With Rolf Harris on BBC1 tonight.
Maurice was, how do you say, gob-smacked: "
I don't believe it! I don't believe it!" and I was tickled ...
I don't believe it! How could boring old England trundle their way to the final?
THEN
I DON'T BELIEVE IT! YOU'RE THE ONES WHO SCREWED ME THE FIRST TIME!