Essex Girl

pejorative slang A young woman from Essex (an area of the UK adjacent to London) who is deemed unintelligent, promiscuous, and materialistic. A: "She looks like an Essex Girl to me, all right." B: "Excuse me? I may be from Essex, but I went to Oxford and am more interested in developing apps for my tech company than going home with you lot, thanks." Ugh, he brings Essex Girls home from the pub all the time, and, as you might imagine, it's always a bad decision. You think I'm going to sleep with you? Ha! I'm a girl from Essex, not an "Essex Girl," thank you very much.