As if I care!

as if I care

A phrase used to emphasize how little one is interested in or cares about something, often in a passive-aggressive manner. A: "Paul's dating someone else? Ugh, as if I care." B: "Well, he is your ex-boyfriend." As if I care! They can go to their stupid party, and we'll have lots of fun without them! A: "Did you hear that Christie won the award?" B: "Please, as if I care."

See also: care, if

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As if I care!

and AIIC

exclam. & comp. abb. What has led you to believe that I care at all? (see also As if!.) So he left you. AIIC! So, some hairdresser jerk dyed your hair orange! As if I care!

See also: if

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