(as) pissed as a fart
slang Very intoxicated. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. By the time I got to the pub, you were already as pissed as a fart. Do you even remember anything that happened last night? Help him get home, will ya? He started drinking whiskey, and now he's pissed as a fart. You were as pissed as a fart last night, stumbling in here reeking of alcohol!
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