(as) hot as a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire
vulgar slang
1. Extremely and uncomfortably hot in temperature. On summer days in Texas, when it's hot as a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire outside, there's nothing quite like a tall glass of sweet tea. I hate working in the theme park during the summer. It gets as hot as a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire in those ridiculous costumes they make us wear.
2. Very sexually attractive or stimulating. A: "Man, that girl at the bar is hot as a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire. Think she'll talk to me?" B: "Not a chance." Even after being married for five years, I still think my husband is as hot as a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.
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