mammary lane


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mammary lane

Anything to do with the function or appearance of a woman's breasts. A play on the common phrase "memory lane," it is often used in constructions like "walk down mammary lane" or "a trip down mammary lane." I was fully committed to taking a walk down mammary lane when my son was born, but there were so many complications trying to breastfeed that my doctor said giving him a bottle was probably the better option. It's going to be a trip down mammory lane in next month's issue as we look at the top-selling brands of bras currently on the market.
See also: lane

Mammary Lane

n. cleavage. (see also Gland Canyon.) Let you finger do the walking down Mammary Lane.
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Talking of on-going battles with the English language, our thanks to commentator Tony Gobbledegook for taking us on a sexist trip down mammary lane.
The nostalgic motorbike ride down mammary lane was played out against a background of golden oldies, ranging from Putting On The Style to Lipstick On Your Collar and That'll Be The Day.
And I took a stroll down Mammary Lane - I told you they were diddies - with Norrie the Nosebag after a call from Edinburgh punter Allan McMaster.
There is usually some perfectly good reason for a stroll down Mammary Lane.
Or Mammary Lane, perhaps, as Samantha pointed to Denise's sticky-out bits and said: "I'd like a pair of those.