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dipshit

1. and diphead and dipstick n. an oaf; a jerk. (see also dip.) Look, dipstick, I’m in a hurry. Don’t be such a diphead!
2. mod. pertaining to someone or something obnoxious, stupid, or offensive. (Usually objectionable.) Here’s another one of his dipshit ideas.

dipstick

verb

dipstick

1. n. the penis. (From the name of the metal stick used to measure the amount of oil in an automobile engine. Usually objectionable.) He held his hands over his dipstick and ran for the bedroom.
2. Go to dipshit.
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As many of the new generation of urinalysis dipsticks are formulated with specialized reagent pads that help prevent carryover contamination to neighboring reagent pads, they may sometimes be more difficult to fully saturate using a dropper-style control.
Dipsticks can be stored at room temperature and do not require trained personnel and laboratory facilities.
RNA amplified from rotavirus-specific bands from dipsticks archived at room temperature 5 years earlier was similarly extracted.
Caution: Before re-marking your dipstick, ensure your original dipstick has part number 252-0507 stamped on the lower end.
SOURCING DATA Fiona Raglan, managing director of Dipsticks
Ben-Dor explained that as climate change alters our planet radically, this dipstick could instantly tell geographers what parts of the US are best - or worst - for farming.
The dipstick changes colour the instant it comes into contact with alcohol, allowing police to seize illegal drinks from under age youths or adults who buy it for them.
It is possible that a physician may choose to admit the patient, order the lab, and get a dipstick the next morning before seeing the protein level in a timed collection of urine.
9) The Institute for Clinical Systems Improvement (ICSI) considers urine dipsticks for glycosuria unreliable.
Operations director Lesley Mitchell is so impressed by the positive impact young blood has brought to the business that Dipsticks is offering its assistance to the Aspire campaign to encourage other businesses to follow its lead.
Dipsticks are an innovative and new idea for finger foods, buffets, starters and even main meal centres from Fairway Foodservice, the nationwide network of locally owned food wholesalers.
Each Dipstick weighs 16-17 grammes and will deep-fry from frozen in under three minutes.
Recent studies using a urine flow cytometer (UF-100) suggest that the number of RBCs in the urine in healthy individuals should be in the range of 10-20 cells/[micro]L with even higher numbers on dipsticks, which also measure lysed cells (6-8).