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*bald as a coot

 and *bald as a baby's backside
completely bald. (*Also: as ~.) If Tom's hair keeps receding like that, he'll be bald as a coot by the time he's thirty. Fred: Now, I'll admit my hair is thinning a little on the top, butJane: Thinning? You're not thinning, you're as bald as a baby's backside!
See also: bald, coot

be as bald as a coot

  (humorous)
to be completely bald (= having no hair on your head)
Usage notes: A coot is a small, dark grey bird with a circle of white feathers on its head.
Then he took off his hat and he was as bald as a coot.
See also: bald, coot
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At church service on Saturday, a week after Coots died, both Cody Coots and his mother handled the rattler that killed his father, said Williamson, who attended the service.
Of the practice, Coots said: "This makes our church an easy target for mistreatment by authorities.
In July 2008, Coots was among 10 people who were arrested after officials with the Kentucky Fish and Wildlife Department launched a sting operation against the illegal snake trade and seized 125 venomous snakes.
When parasitic chicks arrived at a nest before native chicks, coot parents discriminated against their own young.
Interspecific nest parasitism by ducks and coots in Utah.
It's comical bobbing, rasping call, reluctance to fly and ungainly waddle have spawned phrases like "silly old coot" and "daft as a coot.
Because the disease was discovered in bald eagles and coots, it was first referred to as Coot and Eagle Brain Lesion Syndrome (CEBLS).
Two Hope Ranch residents said they watched in horror when a grounds man at the club pulled coots from a tangled net and stuffed them live, some with broken legs, into sandbag-sized plastic bags two weeks ago.
Halliburton acquired all of the outstanding stock of Boots & Coots through the stock and cash transaction.
Coots was caught in January 2013 transporting five venomous snakes through Knoxville, Tenn.
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americana) coots are two of the rarest bird species that nest in wetlands of the USVI, including St.
American coots (Fulica americana) wage covert egg wars among themselves, sneaking into a neighboring nest to deposit an egg for the other family to raise, explains Bruce E.